Miss Jarea: Scandinavia`s leading female Dj of UK HardStyles

OMG!!!!


Miss Jarea, you have a serious compeitor!

http://www.portiasurreal.com/index.htm

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I've seen the future! It only took 20+ years to finally discover what makes a great DJ. I have all along disagreed with people who claim that the visual part of a DJs performance has a great importance. I sincerely apologize. Next to this smashing guitars on the stage is l-a-m-e.

http://www.portiasurreal.com/index.htm

OH MY LORD!!! AINT THAT SOME FUNKY SHIT?? :eek:

also notice the absence of a promotional mixtape, which I thought would be useful for getting gigs unless one is already a superstar dj.

hmm.. perhaps they're in the "member" section with the nice pictures, eh?

-ovv

I don't singnature that. And im not sig and had never been sig. And I thing that other perons isn't done miss jarea that what you say signess.

?? Whatta hell ??

Tämä threadi on nyt sitten ilmeisesti tätänykyä omistettu mr. Hamiltonin lukihäiriölle vittuilemiseen.

?? Whatta hell ??[/B]

etkö sä nyt tiedä: "move 'zig', for great justice."

http://koti.mbnet.fi/~bsector/kuvat/gatekeeper.gif :P

Tämä threadi on nyt sitten ilmeisesti tätänykyä omistettu mr. Hamiltonin lukihäiriölle vittuilemiseen.

mitä sä sekoilet :mad: vastahan tässä päästiin takas asiaan:
http://www.portiasurreal.com/preview.htm#

Toivottavasti keskustelu jatkuu samoilla linjoilla tästä eteenkinpäin.

Is HOT! :011:

For goodness' sake. Do i smell bullshit here in this topic or what?
(Yes, this reply is unnecessary too, but for real...) :rolleyes:

I've seen the future! It only took 20+ years to finally discover what makes a great DJ. I have all along disagreed with people who claim that the visual part of a DJs performance has a great importance. I sincerely apologize. Next to this smashing guitars on the stage is l-a-m-e.

20+ years? didn't you already do a topless gig once? at least that's what i've been told, can't remember where and when it was supposed to happen, i might have to interrogate my dear life companion purtsi to gain that information ;)

mind you, you can still intensify your performance even further with those guitars! or make it a technics turntable, stratocasters aren't as fashionable as they were in 1967.

..or are they again? this is a bit confusing :confused:

and miss jarea, why not follow portia's example - there's only a delicate layer of liquid latex between yourself and worldwide fame you know!


-e

http://www.portiasurreal.com/index.htm

Thanks to Portia, Jarea's stock is low. World needs "The naked bitch of UK HardTrance/House"!

(If someone books Portia, she can sleep in my place!)

didn't you already do a topless gig once?

If it would have made me a great DJ, I'd played topless ever since, wouldn't I? And as a matter of fact I've done it twice. :D

I hope this proves that your flatmate isn't a reliable source of information. I bet he has told you some unbelievable stories of events that supposedly took place back in the day at Club Berlin, too? Let me tell you, those stories are work of fiction. He was under 18 then and propably too drunk to remember a thing anyway.

Now back to this latest topless DJ gig of mine... not only was I on the stage without a shirt, but I was wearing this cool loin-cloth too and a huge fake sword or sabre or something really completed my outfit.

Do I pass as a pre-historic Proteus now?

Do I pass as a pre-historic Proteus now?

You definitely do! :D

Typojen ja kummallisten lauseiden määrä näyttää siinä määrin hämmästyttävältä että Mr.Hamiltonilla taitaa olla lukihäiriö tai sitten kaveri kirjoittelee foorumille jumalattomassa jurrissa. Ja tämä ei siis ollut mikään vitsi. Olenko oikeassa?

Näyttäsi siltä että Happosepi on ainoa rakentavaan kommenttiin kyennyt henkilö tässä Hamiltonvittuilussa(silmäilyn perusteella). Jos jätkällä(Hamilton) on oikeasti näin paha lukihäiriö, säästäkää omaa energiaanne ja kohde mielipahalta sekä hankkikaa egonne toisin menetelmin lopettamalla tällainen peruskoulutasoinen nälviminen/jankuttaminen, jookos?

Massatyhmyys masentaa:(

(If someone books Portia, she can sleep in my place!)

if someone books jarea, she can sleep on my face!

if someone books jarea, she can sleep on my face!

Well, if anyone EVER books Portia y'all can bet your life I'm there to check them out. Err.. the tracks she plays, I mean. Obviously

Thanks to Portia, Jarea's stock is low.

definitely!

not to mention, portia plays ten times better music than jarea :)