Miss Jarea: Scandinavia`s leading female Dj of UK HardStyles

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#301 • • :t:c: : : Guest
OMFG :D Those damn pictas saved the day... ROTFLMAOIDLSMGWCIS
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#302 • • Edited Jokke Guest


brave men of Finland preparing to infiltrate norwegian borders [/url]



As a matter of fact the infiltration has already started. JZZ, our scout, is now a registered Partynett member and will report back soon. I'm sure after seeing all those pics of modern-day vikings he will recommend that we'll use my non-violent, and yes indeed, very cunning plan.
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#303 • • Edited Tres Guest


Just a word from a concerned onlooker to the brave men of Finland preparing to infiltrate norwegian borders, bear in mind that this is what you're up against:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=526&orderby=titleA

:-U

Pay particular attention to the "Air Guitar"-stance and the devious city-camouflage skin tone!



On the other hand (and I can't put too much emphasis
on this one), the fair maidens of Norway are screaming
for rescue from the hands of those savages:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8437&orderby=titleA

Can you deny their last chance for a rescue?! I know I can't -
which is why I've already got my one-way-ticket to Norway
and a fake ID from the FPA (Finnish Promoters Association).
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#304 • • Lachesis Guest





Can you deny their last chance for a rescue?! I know I can't -
which is why I've already got my one-way-ticket to Norway
and a fake ID from the FPA (Finnish Promoters Association).



One-way-ticket??? After seeing all the evidence about kamikazi and indians?? I`m not settling for anything else than a drive(/fly)-by girl snatching!
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#305 • • Tres Guest




One-way-ticket??? After seeing all the evidence about kamikazi and indians?? I`m not settling for anything else than a drive(/fly)-by girl snatching!



Obviously I need to stretch my point even further:

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8479&orderby=titleA

Don't forget our cunning and devious plan!
That girl is in a serious need of promotion and I'm not just
going to stand by as some kamikaze-norwegian goes
about promoting her! :mad: :mad:
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#306 • • Efo Guest
I never thougt that world war III would be such a comedy show. Can I see the script?
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#309 • • Elwira Guest
Don't you have something else to do guys?:rolleyes:
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#310 • • pHaze Guest




You've got a point there, but are you sure you know what you're up against? They have DJ Subsoniq, Spritneybears DJ Team and last but not least, Phrode & Neo (Norways answer to Proteus and Neon).



But we've got DJ Subzero, The Heliumhirvi DJ Team and the original Proteus & Neon. Don't go spreading that negative attitude! Anything they do, we can surely do worse!
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#311 • • Jokke Guest


Don't you have something else to do guys?:rolleyes:



Yes, but we don't let it get in the way... :003:
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#312 • • Edited Ezzy Guest


This guy even doesn't
realize that he needs AN ACTUAL WRIST WATCH to check
the time!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8742&orderby=titleA




haven't you ever heard of a leather rolex? :D

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=5547

i'm booking the one on the left. cheers.


NEWSFLASH: worshippers of the devil have been spotted. be on the lookout. use extereme caution when snatching fjortis.
http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=7833
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#313 • • Felis Guest


You shouldn't! This is serious: how are we supposed to fight
when they have Tarzan and Geronimo on their side?! :eek:



Sorry guys, I had a definite intention of moderating this topic, but I ended up laughing my ass off. Now how can I play my (first!) gig without my ass? I'll have to go for that sweet sixteen-look I guess...

Seriously, you're just killing me :001:
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#314 • • Dubchild Guest


Don't you have something else to do guys?:rolleyes:



Mmmm...nope, not when this site is a) so pornographic, b) so amusing, and c) so instructive in the Norwegian club scene. Where's all the Finnish club photos people?!?!?!?!?!
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#315 • • genki Guest



Don't forget our cunning and devious plan!
That girl is in a serious need of promotion and I'm not just
going to stand by as some kamikaze-norwegian goes
about promoting her! :mad: :mad:




*water gushes from eyes*

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#320 • • MissJarea Guest
BTW, I'm laughing so much, I have mascara all over my face, hihihihihi!!! Go guys!!! This IS the best post I've EVER read!!!! I've have NEVER laughed so much in my entire life!!!!

HAHHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D