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Asok:
I have forgotten my password. I humbly beg for assistance.
Dogbert:
I have no time for boring administrative tasks, you fool! I'm too busy upgrading the network.
Asok:
You could have given me a new password in the time it took to belittle me.
Dogbert:
Yeah, but which option would give me job satisfaction?
Dilbert