30 things we've learned from watching porn:
[*]Women wear high heels to bed.
[*]Men are never impotent.
[*]When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
[*]If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
[*]Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
[*]Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
[*]Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
[*]Women always orgasm when men do.
[*]A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
[*]All women are noisy fucks.
[*]People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
[*]Those tits are real.
[*]A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
[*]Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
[*]If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
[*]Double penetration makes women smile.
[*]Asian men don't exist.
[*]If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
[*]There's a plot.
[*]When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
[*]Nurses suck patients' cocks.
[*]Men always pull out.
[*]When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
[*]Women never have headaches... or periods.
[*]When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it."
[*]Assholes are clean.
[*]A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
[*]Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
[*]When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
[*]Men don't have to beg. :006:
edit - typo