Repeytyminen!!! :D :D Loistava!
No olihan toi... mut eniten mä repeilen tälläsille (voi olla vanhoiki seassa, en jaksa lukea koko threadia läpi)
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A polar bear walked into a bar and asked the bartender: "Can I have a gin ... ... and tonic, please?" The bartender replied: "Sure, but what's with the pause?" - "I don't know, I've always had them."
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A man and his giraffe walked into a bar. They both got pissed and as the man rose up to go to the loo, the giraffe fell over to the floor. The man walked towards the loo, and the bartender shouted: "Oi! You can't leave that lying there!" - The man replied: "No, it's a giraffe."
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A piece of string walked into a bar and asked the bartender a pint. The bartender replied: "Sorry, we don't serve strings." The string went outside, yearning for a pint, so he tried to figure out how to get one. So he went left and right and over and under himself, until he was all tied up. "What a great disguise." tought the string and walked back to the bar asking for a pint. The bartender said: "Sure, there you go... hey! Wait a minute! Aren't you the same piece of string that tried to get a pint here just a minute ago?" - The string replied: "No, I'm afraid not."
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A bartender had a dog. The dog was not allowed to be in the pub when there were customers. So the dog was waiting outside. Due to spontanious combustion, the
dog exploded. The dog went up to gates of Heaven and asked the dog St. Peter to let him in. The Dog St. Peter said: "Sure, you've been a nice doggie, but there's a problem. Your physical body is not intact back down the Earth, so I can't let you in until you fix it. You seem to be missing your tail." The dog went back down, outside of the pub looking for his tail. He searched and searched, but couldn't find it. Then he went back inside to aske the bartender. The bartender was hanging around at the bar, mourning for his lost dog, of course. The ghost dog said to the bartender: "Oi! Have you seen me tail? I seem to be missing one, and I can't get to dog Heaven without it." The bartender was a bit shocked at first, but it's only natural. He still went to backroom and brought with him a dog's tail. "Is this it?" asked the bartender. "Yep, could you attach that to me, so I can get to Heaven?" - The bartender replied: "No, I can't, sorry. I'm not allowed to retail spirits."
(Jos noita ei tajuu, ni lausu päissäsi nuo, niin ehkä avautuu.)
