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Hexa:
toi on loistava!!!!
Life is a bitch so fuck it.. *heiii*
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Älä koskaan oleta, että toiset ihmiset ovat sinua tyhmempiä.
Odota, että he osoittavat sen ensin.
Varaa aina aikaa kopiokoneiden ja printtereiden kanssa. Ne menevät kuitenkin jumiin jossain vaiheessa ja haaskaavat aikaasi.
Kuuntele, kun ihmiset puhuvat (Jollei se ole tyhmää kännistä jaanausta).
Pese itsesi joka päivä, ainakin kainalot
Odota, että he osoittavat sen ensin.
Varaa aina aikaa kopiokoneiden ja printtereiden kanssa. Ne menevät kuitenkin jumiin jossain vaiheessa ja haaskaavat aikaasi.
Kuuntele, kun ihmiset puhuvat (Jollei se ole tyhmää kännistä jaanausta).
Pese itsesi joka päivä, ainakin kainalot
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eräs hyvä ystäväni laittoi minulle tämän tänään. kiitos hänelle siitä.
In case you´re curious, the audio version of this speech was put to music by director Baz Luhrmann and performed by Quindon Tarver.
http://www.hollywoodandvine.com/bazluhrmann/main.html
ks. kohta 5
Wear Sunscreen
By Mary Schmich
from the The Chicago Tribune, June 1, 1997
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ´97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they´ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you´ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can´t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don´t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don´t be reckless with other people´s hearts. Don´t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don´t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you´re ahead, sometimes you´re behind. The race is long and, in the end, it´s only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don´t feel guilty if you don´t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn´t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don´t.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You´ll miss them when they´re gone.
Maybe you´ll marry, maybe you won´t. Maybe you´ll have children, maybe you won´t. Maybe you´ll divorce at 40, maybe you´ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don´t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yoursel f either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else´s.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don´t be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It´s the greatest instrument you´ll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don´t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they´ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They´re your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you´ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don´t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you´ll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don´t mess too much with your hair or by the time you´re 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it´s worth .
But trust me on the sunscreen.
In case you´re curious, the audio version of this speech was put to music by director Baz Luhrmann and performed by Quindon Tarver.
http://www.hollywoodandvine.com/bazluhrmann/main.html
ks. kohta 5
Wear Sunscreen
By Mary Schmich
from the The Chicago Tribune, June 1, 1997
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ´97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they´ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you´ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can´t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don´t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don´t be reckless with other people´s hearts. Don´t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don´t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you´re ahead, sometimes you´re behind. The race is long and, in the end, it´s only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don´t feel guilty if you don´t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn´t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don´t.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You´ll miss them when they´re gone.
Maybe you´ll marry, maybe you won´t. Maybe you´ll have children, maybe you won´t. Maybe you´ll divorce at 40, maybe you´ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don´t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yoursel f either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else´s.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don´t be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It´s the greatest instrument you´ll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.
Read the directions, even if you don´t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they´ll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They´re your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you´ll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don´t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you´ll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don´t mess too much with your hair or by the time you´re 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it´s worth .
But trust me on the sunscreen.
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Give all your profit and gain to others,
take all loss and defeat on yourself
take all loss and defeat on yourself
Pikku lintu lensi etelään talveksi. Oli jo kylmä ja linnun siivet kangistuivat ja se putosi maahan pellolle. Kun se makasi siellä, paikalle tuli lehmä joka pudotti läjän sontaa sen päälle. Lanta oli pehmoista ja lämmintä ja virvoitti pikkulinnún. Lintu nautiskeli ihanasta lämmöstä onnellisena ja alkoi ilosta visertää. Ohikulkeva kissa kuuli viserryksen ja lähti tutkimaan mistä ääni tulee. Se löysi linnun, kaivoi sen esiin lannasta ja napsi suuhunsa!
Kertomuksen opetus:
A) Eivät kaikki ole vihollisiasi, jotka heittävät paskaa niskaasi.
B) Eivät kaikki, jotka kaivavat sinut ylös paskasta ole ystäviäsi.
C) Kun on lämmin ja hyvä olla, on parasta pitää turpa kiinni!
Kalkkuna jutteli härän kanssa:
- Haluaisin lentää puun latvaan, mutta minä en jaksa lentää niin korkealle.
Härkä sanoi:
- Mikset popsi minun kikaleitani, ne ovat täynnä kuitua ja antavat sinulle energiaa.
Kalkkuna alkoi heti niitä napsimaan..se sai pian voimaa lentää alimmalle oksalle. Pian muutaman päivän popsimisen jälkeen se oli valmis lentämään puun latvaan. Sieltä sen kuitenkin näki maajussi, joka heti ampui kalkkunan alas puusta.
Kertomuksen opetus:
Paskan jauhaminen voi saada sinut korkealle, muttei pidä sinua siellä kauaa.
Kertomuksen opetus:
A) Eivät kaikki ole vihollisiasi, jotka heittävät paskaa niskaasi.
B) Eivät kaikki, jotka kaivavat sinut ylös paskasta ole ystäviäsi.
C) Kun on lämmin ja hyvä olla, on parasta pitää turpa kiinni!
Kalkkuna jutteli härän kanssa:
- Haluaisin lentää puun latvaan, mutta minä en jaksa lentää niin korkealle.
Härkä sanoi:
- Mikset popsi minun kikaleitani, ne ovat täynnä kuitua ja antavat sinulle energiaa.
Kalkkuna alkoi heti niitä napsimaan..se sai pian voimaa lentää alimmalle oksalle. Pian muutaman päivän popsimisen jälkeen se oli valmis lentämään puun latvaan. Sieltä sen kuitenkin näki maajussi, joka heti ampui kalkkunan alas puusta.
Kertomuksen opetus:
Paskan jauhaminen voi saada sinut korkealle, muttei pidä sinua siellä kauaa.