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<html><head><title>Teh Shakespeare Insult Machine</title>
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p {font-family:verdana;font-size:large;text-align: center;font-weight: bold; }
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<script language="JavaScript">
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pt1s = new Array(49);
pt1s[0] = "Artless"
pt1s[1] = "Bawdy"
pt1s[2] = "Beslubbering"
pt1s[3] = "Churlish"
pt1s[4] = "Cockered"
pt1s[5] = "Clouted"
pt1s[6] = "Craven"
pt1s[7] = "Currish"
pt1s[8] = "Dankish"
pt1s[9] = "Dissembling"
pt1s[10] = "Droning"
pt1s[11] = "Errant"
pt1s[12] = "Fawning"
pt1s[13] = "Fobbing"
pt1s[14] = "Froward"
pt1s[15] = "Frothy"
pt1s[16] = "Gleeking"
pt1s[17] = "Goatish"
pt1s[18] = "Gorbellied"
pt1s[19] = "Impertinent"
pt1s[20] = "Infectious"
pt1s[21] = "Jarring"
pt1s[22] = "Loggerheaded"
pt1s[23] = "Lumpish"
pt1s[24] = "Mammering"
pt1s[25] = "Mangled"
pt1s[26] = "Mewling"
pt1s[27] = "Paunchy"
pt1s[28] = "Pribbling"
pt1s[29] = "Puking"
pt1s[30] = "Puny"
pt1s[31] = "Qualling"
pt1s[32] = "Rank"
pt1s[33] = "Reeky"
pt1s[34] = "Roguish"
pt1s[35] = "Ruttish"
pt1s[36] = "Saucy"
pt1s[37] = "Spleeny"
pt1s[38] = "Spongy"
pt1s[39] = "Surly"
pt1s[40] = "Tottering"
pt1s[41] = "Unmuzzled"
pt1s[42] = "Vain"
pt1s[43] = "Venomed"
pt1s[44] = "Villainous"
pt1s[45] = "Warped"
pt1s[46] = "Wayward"
pt1s[47] = "Weedy"
pt1s[48] = "Yeasty"
pt1s[49] = "Yeasty"
pt2s = new Array(49);
pt2s[0] = "Base-court"
pt2s[1] = "Beef-witted"
pt2s[2] = "Beetle-headed"
pt2s[3] = "Boil-Brained"
pt2s[4] = "Clapper-Clawed"
pt2s[5] = "Clay-Brained"
pt2s[6] = "Common-Kissing"
pt2s[7] = "Crook-Pated"
pt2s[8] = "Dismal-Dreaming"
pt2s[9] = "Dizzy-Eyed"
pt2s[10] = "Doghearted"
pt2s[11] = "Dread-Bolted"
pt2s[12] = "Earth-Vexing"
pt2s[13] = "Elf-Skinned"
pt2s[14] = "Fat-Kidneyed"
pt2s[15] = "Fun-Sucked"
pt2s[16] = "Flap-Mouthed"
pt2s[17] = "Fly-Bitten"
pt2s[18] = "Folly-Fallen"
pt2s[19] = "Fool-Born"
pt2s[20] = "Full-Gorged"
pt2s[21] = "Guts-Griping"
pt2s[22] = "Half-Faced"
pt2s[23] = "Hasty-Witted"
pt2s[24] = "Hedge-Born"
pt2s[25] = "Hell-Hated"
pt2s[26] = "Idle-Headed"
pt2s[27] = "Ill-Breeding"
pt2s[28] = "Ill-Nurtured"
pt2s[29] = "Knotty-Pated"
pt2s[30] = "Milk-Livered"
pt2s[31] = "Motley-Minded"
pt2s[32] = "Onion-Eyed"
pt2s[33] = "Plume-Plucked"
pt2s[34] = "Pottle-Deep"
pt2s[35] = "Pox-Marked"
pt2s[36] = "Reeling-Ripe"
pt2s[37] = "Rough-Hewn"
pt2s[38] = "Rude-Growing"
pt2s[39] = "Rump-Fed"
pt2s[40] = "Shard-Bone"
pt2s[41] = "Sheep-Biting"
pt2s[42] = "Spur-Galled"
pt2s[43] = "Swag-Bellied"
pt2s[44] = "Tardy-Gaited"
pt2s[45] = "Tickle-Brained"
pt2s[46] = "Toad-Spotted"
pt2s[47] = "Unchin-Snouted"
pt2s[48] = "Weather-Bitten"
pt3s = new Array(49);
pt3s[0] = "Apple-john"
pt3s[1] = "Barnacle"
pt3s[2] = "Bladder"
pt3s[3] = "Boar-Pig"
pt3s[4] = "Bugbear"
pt3s[5] = "Bum-Bailey"
pt3s[6] = "Canker-Blossom"
pt3s[7] = "Clack-Dish"
pt3s[8] = "Clotpole"
pt3s[9] = "Coxcomb"
pt3s[10] = "Codpiece"
pt3s[11] = "Death-Token"
pt3s[12] = "Dewberry"
pt3s[13] = "Flap-Dragon"
pt3s[14] = "Flax-Wench"
pt3s[15] = "Flirt-Gill"
pt3s[16] = "Foot-Licker"
pt3s[17] = "Fustilarian"
pt3s[18] = "Giglet"
pt3s[19] = "Gudgeon"
pt3s[20] = "Haggard"
pt3s[21] = "Harpy"
pt3s[22] = "Hedge-Pig"
pt3s[23] = "Horn-Beast"
pt3s[24] = "Hugger-Mugger"
pt3s[25] = "Joithead"
pt3s[26] = "Lewdster"
pt3s[27] = "Lout"
pt3s[28] = "Maggot-Pie"
pt3s[29] = "Malt-Worm"
pt3s[30] = "Mammet"
pt3s[31] = "Measle"
pt3s[32] = "Minnow"
pt3s[33] = "Miscreant"
pt3s[34] = "Moldwarp"
pt3s[35] = "Mumble-News"
pt3s[36] = "Nut-Hook"
pt3s[37] = "Pigeon-Egg"
pt3s[38] = "Pignut"
pt3s[39] = "Puttock"
pt3s[40] = "Pumpion"
pt3s[41] = "Ratsbane"
pt3s[42] = "Scut"
pt3s[43] = "Skainsmate"
pt3s[44] = "Strumpet"
pt3s[45] = "Varlot"
pt3s[46] = "Vassal"
pt3s[47] = "Whey-Face"
pt3s[48] = "Wagtail"
index = Math.floor(Math.random() * pt1s.length);
index2 = Math.floor(Math.random() * pt2s.length);
index3 = Math.floor(Math.random() * pt3s.length);
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document.write("Thou " + pt1s[index] + " " + pt2s[index2] + " " + pt3s[index3] + "!")
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