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#1 • • -necronomicon- Guest
Leffoista mieleenjääneet hauskat heitot/letkautukset ja sellaiset?
Onhan näitä nämä i'llbebackit ja hastalavistat mutta tuoreimpana mielessä on konnankoukkuja (welcome to collinwood) leffasta luis guzmanin "your mother's a whore!" hokema. :happyroll:
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#2 • • Pulse+ Guest
Ordell Robbie (Jackie Brown 1997) - "My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass"
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#3 • • drS Guest
heti ekana tuli mieleen casablanca:
"here's to looking at you, kid"
"play it again sam!"
"get the usual suspects"


:hearts:
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#4 • • Homegrove Guest
Commandossa näitä piisaa:

"Please don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

"I let him go."

"Let off some steam Bennet."
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#5 • • LindaGP Guest
"Are you talking to me?" -Taxi

"Here's Johnny!" -Hohto

"Dude, where's my car?" -Dude, where's my car?

*lurps* -Hannibal Lecter Uhrilampaissa

Näitä olisi vaikka kuinka paljon....
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#6 • • J Raninen Guest
Tällaset tuli äkkiseltään mieleen:

"Well heellooo mr. Fancy Pants! Let me tell you something: you ain't ruling two things right now but Jack and shit. And Jack just left town" -Army of Darkness

"I only came here for two things. To chew some bubblegum and kick some ass. And I just ran out of bubblegum..." -They Live
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#7 • • rewind Guest
"The fact that youv'e got REPLICA written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your precense...now...fuck off." - Snatch
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#8 • • k1mm0 Guest
'your mother sucks cocks in hell' :heart:
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#9 • • Dr.Phibes Guest


"play it again sam!"




paitti et Casablancas ei sanot noin....
waan "Play it, Sam."

sisäinen pilikun nussija heräs justiinsa
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#10 • • drS Guest


"play it again sam!"




paitti et Casablancas ei sanot noin....
waan "Play it, Sam."

sisäinen pilikun nussija heräs justiinsa



w00t :eek:
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#11 • • khatt Guest

'your mother sucks cocks in hell' :heart:



kulleja.jpg

TOSI hyvin käännetty.
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#12 • • k1mm0 Guest


TOSI hyvin käännetty.



yay, äitisi imee lieroja helvetissä :excellent:
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#13 • • Aulis_G Guest
"If you like to beat up people, why don't you join the police. You get free meals!"

"You're sadisitic, depraved, bloodthirsty, barbaric!

"Is that why you called me in here, to shower me with compliments?"

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

"Why are you smiling ?"
-> "Because I'm trigger happy."

"Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching you. That's police talk."

" I'm a nihilist, not a stylist"

:king:
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#14 • • milo Guest


"play it again sam!"


paitti et Casablancas ei sanot noin....
waan "Play it, Sam."

sisäinen pilikun nussija heräs justiinsa



w00t :eek:


"Rick never says "Play it again, Sam." He says: "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!". Ilsa says "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By"'. The line "Play it again, Sam" appears in the Marx Brothers' A Night in Casablanca (1946)"

tjeu

Ja sitten jotain:

"Shaken, not stirred."
"I feel much better now."
"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that is something I can not allow to happen."
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#15 • • KarriN Guest
tämä on loistava vain huonoudessaan, mutta ankeassa actionraina S.W.A.T.:issa tms metron kaapannut pahis huutaa metronkuljettajan korvaan "Hit the juice, grandpa!".
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#16 • • timppa^ Guest
HEI MISSÄ TÄÄ VIIPYY :eek:

"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse"
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#17 • • ipe Guest

Tällaset tuli äkkiseltään mieleen:

"Well heellooo mr. Fancy Pants! Let me tell you something: you ain't ruling two things right now but Jack and shit. And Jack just left town" -Army of Darkness



Army of Darkness on pullollaan just tollasia hyviä letkautuksia. Ja ihan ykkösleffa muutenkin!

'Little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes...'

:D

Omat suosikkini:

'Game over, man. Game over!'

'What do you mean "they cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!'

-Private Hudson, Aliens.
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#18 • • Dr.Phibes Guest


"play it again sam!"


paitti et Casablancas ei sanot noin....
waan "Play it, Sam."

sisäinen pilikun nussija heräs justiinsa



w00t :eek:


"Rick never says "Play it again, Sam." He says: "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it!". Ilsa says "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By"'. The line "Play it again, Sam" appears in the Marx Brothers' A Night in Casablanca (1946)"

tjeu

Ja sitten jotain:

"Shaken, not stirred."
"I feel much better now."
"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me and I'm afraid that is something I can not allow to happen."




I stand corrected...

perskuta muistin vaan et se ei oo toi play it again ja luatin sokeesti ekaan google vastaukseeen....

mut jos se on interwebis ni sen on pakko olla totta :)
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#19 • • milo Guest


I stand corrected...

perskuta muistin vaan et se ei oo toi play it again ja luatin sokeesti ekaan google vastaukseeen....

mut jos se on interwebis ni sen on pakko olla totta :)


Ja joskus auttaa sekin että on nähnyt elokuvan, josta lainailee one-linereita. :hah:
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#20 • • timppa^ Guest
Use the force Luke!