Miss Jarea: Scandinavia`s leading female Dj of UK HardStyles

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#281 • • Boot Guest
I'm wondering if norwegian government has got an eye on this topic.

"Finnish deejays attacking norway to get them some ladies", says tomorrows Oslo Tribune. :D

Sounds like another bad movie. :D :D :D
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#282 • • Tres Guest



2. it's a shaved hole in on of her eyebrowns...



I was already replying on this, but then I noticed
that the SHAVED HOLE was only on her eyebrows.
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#283 • • Jokke Guest



When do we attack?:)



I've got a better plan. We should know by now how female DJs (especially the young bitches) get their gigs in Norway, don't we? There's a comprehensive DJ list at Partynett, just like the one we have here at Platinum. Now all we have to do is to pretend to be promoters from Finland looking for new talent, that's all it takes. Isn't life grand!!!

Don't bother with bitch #2 (DJ EliZe) though, she's already been booked. :D
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#284 • • • Edited Tres Guest




I've got a better plan. We should know by now how female DJs (especially the young bitches) get their gigs in Norway, don't we? There's a comprehensive DJ list at Partynett, just like the one we have here at Platinum. Now all we have to do is to pretend to be promoters from Finland looking for new talent, that's all it takes. Isn't life grand!!!

Don't bother with bitch #2 (DJ EliZe) though, she's already been booked. :D



Yes!!

But we should hurry!! The local promoters seem
to mean business as they recruit fresh new talents at parties!!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=2156&orderby=titleA

Edit: needed some more exclamation marks!!
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#286 • • pHaze Guest


I was already replying on this, but then I noticed
that the SHAVED HOLE was only on her eyebrows.



I'd still say that a more comprehensive study on this subject should done. And if someone decides to do it, please remember to take lots of photographs as evidence and post them here.
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#288 • • Dubchild Guest
Fack.

:(

Maybe they're just friends...
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#289 • • Boot Guest
I still think a extremely violent attack would be a better solution. That would also take care of the norwegian competitors. :D
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#290 • • • Edited Jokke Guest


I still think a extremely violent attack would be a better solution. That would also take care of the norwegian competitors. :D



You've got a point there, but are you sure you know what you're up against? They have DJ Subsoniq, Spritneybears DJ Team and last but not least, Phrode & Neo (Norways answer to Proteus and Neon).
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#291 • • Lachesis Guest




Wait, wait, wait! Are you saying that there's still another bitch out there we don't know anything about?

Bitch #1 = is no longer a bitch as you're friends again
Bitch #2 = Elize
Bitch #3 = someone who posted THAT post to the Norwegian board

Am I right if I say bitch #1 is the girl who sleeps her way to the top? But since she's your friend, she's no longer considered to be a bitch. We all know Elize is this 16 year old little bitch, no problems there whatsoever. But who on earth is this bitch #3? If I understand your post correctly, you're saying that bitch #3 posted the naked truth about bitch #1, ie the things bitch #2 had witnessed, before you had posted anything here? If this is the case, shouldn't everybody be picking on bitch #3 rather than you? I scrolled up to find this out, but you had edited some of your earlier posts. With bitches here, there and everywhere I can't be the only one who has difficulties following this thread.

After reading your post again I realise that by THAT you must mean the post you made. First I thought that THAT meant discovering the "sleeping ones way to the top" business. Like I said, this is a hard thread to follow. Sorry. :)




Now i know the true identity of Jerry Springer. :D
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#295 • • hexasonik Guest


Don't forget the Kamikaze-squad of the Royal Norwegian Airforce!1/2!



and dont forget the fact that norway used to be the home country of violent heavy metal freaks only 10 years ago!

http://www.burzum.com/

thus, anyone attacking the ancient land of vikings should be real properly armed and contain at least mediocre combat skills! :)
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and dont forget the fact that norway used to be the home country of violent heavy metal freaks only 10 years ago!

http://www.burzum.com/

thus, anyone attacking the ancient land of vikings should be real properly armed and contain at least mediocre combat skills! :)



Who said I've forgotten?! They are all axe waving fanatics!
Some of these girls are even using their BLACK METAL make up at
parties!!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8692&orderby=titleA

Scary as hell! I'm with Jokke's peaceful - yet cunning - plan to
present us as promoters from Finland. A lot safer that way,
'cause they don't seem to be too bright! This guy even doesn't
realize that he needs AN ACTUAL WRIST WATCH to check
the time!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8742&orderby=titleA
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#297 • • hexasonik Guest


Scary as hell! I'm with Jokke's peacefull yet cunning plan to
present us as promoters from Finland. A lot safer that way,
'cause the don't seem to be too bright! This guy even doesn't
realize that he needs AN ACTUAL WRIST WATCH to check
the time!

http://www.partynett.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=8742&orderby=titleA



it certainly seems that SATANIC HEAVY METAL and CONSTANT GLUE SNIFFING has melted the bloke's brains. thus, it'll maybe be wisertto use a cunning plan instead of that GOOD OLE' CLASHIN'N'BASHING approach. us finns, i suppose we can't even form a proper shield wall..