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laite, 20.2.2009 20:31:
Laite says: (8:30:53 PM)
iSorbus!
Laite says: (8:30:59 PM)
vaniljajugurtin kanssa meleko hyvää!
Thomas says: (8:31:05 PM)
mitä vittua
Thomas says: (8:31:11 PM)
sulla on hiukset
Thomas says: (8:31:11 PM)
:o
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EN MÄ OO KEKE :((((
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Voi hevosen persesilmä soikoon KeKe mitä oot menny tekemään... Kai tiesit että tuosta ei ole enää paluuta?
kaverit sammunu tällä hetkellä kjeh kjeh..
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UnityF, 21.2.2009 08:20:
Voi tsiisus
Tuliko ees krapulaa?
TULI!!!!! Mä olen varmaan laktoosi-intelligentti tai jotain muuta vastaavaa kun ei maitotuotteet oikeen tunnu sopivan mulle
Mä olen silleen semi-hengissä mutta Teemu on vissiin täysin kuolemankielissä
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KeijoK, 21.2.2009 07:57:
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Niklas N., 21.2.2009 07:50:
Piimädrinkit on parasta ikinä.
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Joka tuli todistettua melko lailla
eli ollaan joskus tavattu :O
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KeijoK, 21.2.2009 08:27:
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UnityF, 21.2.2009 08:20:
Voi tsiisus
Tuliko ees krapulaa?
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TULI!!!!! Mä olen varmaan laktoosi-intelligentti tai jotain muuta vastaavaa kun ei maitotuotteet oikeen tunnu sopivan mulle
Mä olen silleen semi-hengissä mutta Teemu on vissiin täysin kuolemankielissä
Mä oon pirtee ku peipponen! Suussa maistu kyllä aamulla paska, mutta muuten melko eeppinen olotila :D
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laite, 21.2.2009 09:05:
...mutta muuten melko eeppinen olotila :D
Varmasti.. Pitäisköhän munkin tänään siirtyä noihin piimä-drinkkeihin...?
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Joke:
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Joke:
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
Joke:
Knock knock
Whos there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?
Joke:
How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Joke:
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
Joke:
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Joke:
Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, I wish potato! Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! Oh! Is potato! Is potato! say Latvian. Genii ask, What is next wish? Latvian is say, I wish you go away so can enjoy potato! POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
Joke:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
Joke:
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar and say, I have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes. Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much.
Joke:
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Joke:
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Latvian Nursery rhyme:
one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.
Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Joke:
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
Joke:
Knock knock
Whos there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?
Joke:
How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Joke:
Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
Joke:
Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
Joke:
Latvian is rub lamp find genii. Genii say, What is three wishes? Latvian say, I wish potato! Then, POOF! Potato! Latvian so happy! Oh! Is potato! Is potato! say Latvian. Genii ask, What is next wish? Latvian is say, I wish you go away so can enjoy potato! POOF! Too bad. Also, was only lamp.
Joke:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
Joke:
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar and say, I have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer? Bartender say, This is can do for you. Is two centimes. Latvian say, Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much.
Joke:
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
Joke:
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
Latvian Nursery rhyme:
one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.