Henkilökohtaisen suosikkini Mark Twainin kuolemattomia lausahduksia:
- "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
- "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
- "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
- "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Weaselling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...'cept the weasel."
"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people who are better."
"Now son, you tried something you liked and failed miserably. The lesson here is, "never try."
"It takes two to lie Marge. One to lie, one to listen."
"Press 'any key' to continue. Which one's the any key?"
"Oh, sure EVERYTHING looks bad if you remember it... "
"To alcohol, the cause of...and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Oh Lisa, you and your stories....Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells....now lets go to that building...thingie....where our beds and TV....is"
"Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip. "
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"Everytime I learn something new, it pushes something old out of my brain....Like remember when I took that home-winemaking class and forgot how to drive?"
"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."
