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Jaywink presents....
Who the fuck is Snow White?
Yes kids, we've all heard the story of Snow White. The fabulous story that has warmed hearts around the world. Well here we bring you the real story of Snow White. That sweet fairy tale of a girl gettin' messed up by the evil witch. Here is the story as it really happened;
One dark friday afternoon the queen asks her magic mirror who be the sexiest bitch on earth. Until now it has been her but now to her shock she is put up on second place. It takes her no time at all to realize that the hottest honey in the world is Snow White and so she decides to get rid off her. And so she orders her crack niggaz to kill the little slut. But Snow White, that little sweet bitch, is too pretty for even the roughest crack nigga to kill and instead they all run off, get some booze from the local liquer shop and stumble on this wikked party going on in a nearby warehouse. The party is held by a bunch of dwarves, a local mafia gang. Everyone is fucked off their arse, booze and pills going down faster than the little dwarves can deal out. Snow White soon becomes the main attraction strip dancing to the crowd and fucking random ravers behind the dj booth.
The queen soon finds out her crack niggaz have let her down and Snow White is alive and raving at the dwarves warehouse party. Wikked that she is she comes up with a plan. Using her magic she disguises herself as a superstar dj, packs her record bag with the most lethal tracks and heads off to the party. Soon she's spinning track after track and everyone is dancing, including Snow White who doesn't realize the dj is infact the witch who wants her little bitch head dead! Suddenly at the right moment, using her lethal magic the witch pitches up a track with bass so lethal that Snow White who is dancing in front off the massive bassbins is knocked unconcious! Oh Snow White! What has that evil bitch of a witch done! Everybody gathers around the body of Snow White not knowing what to do while the evil queen slips away through the back door laughing her head off.
After a while the ravers decide that all is lost and dump the body of Snow White in the corner and continue with the party. Booze flows and the beats roll and everyone is happy, well, except for Snow White of course. But lucky for Snow White up comes a handsome dj with bass so lethal that it makes even Snow White wake up from her coma! Everybody is again happy, the party goes on until morning and at the end of it all Snow White and the handsome dj ride a cab to his flat and live happily ever after.
http://www.basspace.org/audio/jaywink-snowwhite.mp3
70,9mb mp3 - 77:32min
traxx;
LBJ & Taya - Haikea juoppo [botchit breaks]
Mundo - My life (Mundo breaks the rules) [acetate]
Mach One - Diablo [supercharged]
Chris Carter - Echo babylon [botchit breaks]
Soul Hooligan - Algebra (KamsOne vs Digital Source rmx) [white]
Krafty Kuts - Rip u apart [deep cut]
Dj Quest - Forward [funkatech]
Sons of Slough - Check out ya pa [whole9yards]
Dj Mutiny - Mic on fire [funkatech]
Krafty Kuts - The ill funk [deep cut]
Bad Cop - War of nerves (Kick Flip rmx) [akademia]
Stabilizer - Nitzer (General Midi rmx) [plastic raygun]
SFX Beats - Serious sound (Future Funk Squad ultra-metric rmx) [re:connect]
R-Kidz & Noise - Mullet [botchit & scarper]
Hyper-on Experience - Lords of the null lines (Aquasky vs Masterblaster rmx) [moving shadow]
Aquasky vs Masterblaster - Thru the fire (Backdraft rmx) [botchit & scarper]
Bass Junkie - Return to bass [breakin']
Imatran Voima - Technoslut [tellektro]
*** WARNING - CONTAINS EVIL BASS ***
[muokattu 9.11.2003 22:37]
Who the fuck is Snow White?
Yes kids, we've all heard the story of Snow White. The fabulous story that has warmed hearts around the world. Well here we bring you the real story of Snow White. That sweet fairy tale of a girl gettin' messed up by the evil witch. Here is the story as it really happened;
One dark friday afternoon the queen asks her magic mirror who be the sexiest bitch on earth. Until now it has been her but now to her shock she is put up on second place. It takes her no time at all to realize that the hottest honey in the world is Snow White and so she decides to get rid off her. And so she orders her crack niggaz to kill the little slut. But Snow White, that little sweet bitch, is too pretty for even the roughest crack nigga to kill and instead they all run off, get some booze from the local liquer shop and stumble on this wikked party going on in a nearby warehouse. The party is held by a bunch of dwarves, a local mafia gang. Everyone is fucked off their arse, booze and pills going down faster than the little dwarves can deal out. Snow White soon becomes the main attraction strip dancing to the crowd and fucking random ravers behind the dj booth.
The queen soon finds out her crack niggaz have let her down and Snow White is alive and raving at the dwarves warehouse party. Wikked that she is she comes up with a plan. Using her magic she disguises herself as a superstar dj, packs her record bag with the most lethal tracks and heads off to the party. Soon she's spinning track after track and everyone is dancing, including Snow White who doesn't realize the dj is infact the witch who wants her little bitch head dead! Suddenly at the right moment, using her lethal magic the witch pitches up a track with bass so lethal that Snow White who is dancing in front off the massive bassbins is knocked unconcious! Oh Snow White! What has that evil bitch of a witch done! Everybody gathers around the body of Snow White not knowing what to do while the evil queen slips away through the back door laughing her head off.
After a while the ravers decide that all is lost and dump the body of Snow White in the corner and continue with the party. Booze flows and the beats roll and everyone is happy, well, except for Snow White of course. But lucky for Snow White up comes a handsome dj with bass so lethal that it makes even Snow White wake up from her coma! Everybody is again happy, the party goes on until morning and at the end of it all Snow White and the handsome dj ride a cab to his flat and live happily ever after.
http://www.basspace.org/audio/jaywink-snowwhite.mp3
70,9mb mp3 - 77:32min
traxx;
LBJ & Taya - Haikea juoppo [botchit breaks]
Mundo - My life (Mundo breaks the rules) [acetate]
Mach One - Diablo [supercharged]
Chris Carter - Echo babylon [botchit breaks]
Soul Hooligan - Algebra (KamsOne vs Digital Source rmx) [white]
Krafty Kuts - Rip u apart [deep cut]
Dj Quest - Forward [funkatech]
Sons of Slough - Check out ya pa [whole9yards]
Dj Mutiny - Mic on fire [funkatech]
Krafty Kuts - The ill funk [deep cut]
Bad Cop - War of nerves (Kick Flip rmx) [akademia]
Stabilizer - Nitzer (General Midi rmx) [plastic raygun]
SFX Beats - Serious sound (Future Funk Squad ultra-metric rmx) [re:connect]
R-Kidz & Noise - Mullet [botchit & scarper]
Hyper-on Experience - Lords of the null lines (Aquasky vs Masterblaster rmx) [moving shadow]
Aquasky vs Masterblaster - Thru the fire (Backdraft rmx) [botchit & scarper]
Bass Junkie - Return to bass [breakin']
Imatran Voima - Technoslut [tellektro]
*** WARNING - CONTAINS EVIL BASS ***
[muokattu 9.11.2003 22:37]
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