one linerit

I stand corrected...

perskuta muistin vaan et se ei oo toi play it again ja luatin sokeesti ekaan google vastaukseeen....

mut jos se on interwebis ni sen on pakko olla totta :)

Ja joskus auttaa sekin että on nähnyt elokuvan, josta lainailee one-linereita. :hah:

kyyy se on nähty mukku siit o aikka

"I kick ass for the Lord"
sanoo pappi peter jacksonin braindeadissa hyökätessään zombeja vastaan

yks ehdottomista on lord flashheart sarjasta black adder!



tässä pari suosikkia:

- WOOF WOOF!
- Hey Melchie! Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he was worshipping me!
- Treat your kite like you treat your woman... Get inside her five times a day and take her to Heaven and back.
- She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.

"I kick ass for the Lord"
sanoo pappi peter jacksonin braindeadissa hyökätessään zombeja vastaan

Oioi. Toi läppä pyöri meidän junnujen suussa joskus 7.-8. luokalla. :heart:

"I kick ass for the Lord"
sanoo pappi peter jacksonin braindeadissa hyökätessään zombeja vastaan

Aika hyvä on kans se aiempi heitto, kun se huomaa ne zombit: "This calls for a divine intervention!"

-War. It's fantastic!
-I will kill you until you die!

<3 hot shots

"Hello. I'm a british person."
Malcolm McDowell South Parkissa.

007: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond. I expect you to die"

Katselinpa tuossa hiukan Imperiumin vastaiskua ja jotain tuttuja taas tarttui:
"Don't make me destroy you."
"I am your father." :heart: :mad:

Ja Uudesta toivostakin jotain vielä muistaa:
"I was but a learner, yet I've become a master."

Hei me lennetään! (Airplane!)
http://www.10-7.com/downloads/soundboards/b1/Airplane.exe

-There's a little problem in the cockpit.
-The Cockpit? What is it?
-It's a little room in the front of the plane, where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

"we'll have to get him to hospital"
"hospital? what is it?"
"well, it's a..."
jne :D

+ "shit's gonna hit the fan" &
-"what's our vector victor?
-"huh?"
-"roger roger"
-"huh?"

-"what's our vector victor?
-"huh?"
-"roger roger"
-"huh?"

"Did you get clearance, Clarence?"

Ja sitten vielä Hot Shotsista: Stop calling me Surely. :laugh:

Truman: "Good morning!"
Girl: "Good morning!"
Truman: "Oh, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night."
-Truman Show

Ace: "Aaaalllrighty then!"
Ace: "Like a glowww!"
Ace: "Take care now, bye bye then."
-Ace Ventura

Galen: "There is always hope. Only becouse it is the one thing, that no one has figured out how to kill it yet."
-Crusade

:)

Ace: "Aaaalllrighty then!"
Ace: "Like a glowww!"
Ace: "Take care now, bye bye then."
-Ace Ventura

nää on hauskoja

lisää:

- "la-huu-se-hör... loser!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
(Apocalypse Now)

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
(Apocalypse Now)

"Charlie don't surf"

-"what's our vector victor?
-"huh?"
-"roger roger"
-"huh?"

"Did you get clearance, Clarence?"

Ja sitten vielä Hot Shotsista: Stop calling me Surely. :laugh:

Airplane:sta:
"The wind, it's getting stronger. ...And Leon, he's getting lllarrrger".

"Allright, Let's take some pictures".

"vatos locos forever ese!" :cool: