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Hi, we're having a party!
Now look, listen and observe.
The party will be so hardcore that the earths balance will go off-course and create a wormhole that creates a black hole which sucks us all up in the sea of everything.
The event takes place in a place where few have had the joy of wandering upon. I know. It's full of green fields of fun and a funny house is there too. Maybe some funny animals and toilets shall have fun too while the people have fun. It's fun all the way. Fun fun fun. You want to have some of that fun, don't you? I used to have fun.
The apartment has a lot of hi-tech equipment that are free to use if only you ask permission from the master himself. The master might not approve this kind of action. The master might not approve.. but you're surely
FEELING lonely, huh? Well in that case: YOU AREN'T! We shall caress your soft and limber body like a touch of an angel in the sky while possessing natural healing methods and skills only the humble Satan could normally dream of in his stunning presence in the depths of Hell in the year 2007 of space and time.
Rocca. Let's face it, we all love his music. We've all heard so much about him. He's a living miracle of his own kind. A savior for the common people. Messiah has arrived, not just a savior like in all of Mel Gibson's movies. I love you all, and the facts are overwhelming like a sixshooter made of human flesh. Torn apart and abused like a good child should be. Your soul is his.
It's an experience that'll blow your organs in the air, tricksters like no other. So amazing you have to feel it yourself. Random comments from last years participants:
"It was like Cheaters.. but oh so real.."
"I was so extatically drunk that I actually felt like living."
"The group puke was awesom-o."
"My groins were cuddling with my hands and then an alien form took over the space while my hands were still tapping the table above."
"I laughed and smiled so much that I couldn't stop hugging myself and everyone around me."
If you're not a total cannibal I know you are, feel free to scavenge the bodies that lie around the party area. We have multiple choices for necrophiliacs and all those weird minorities you like to welcome to your home "just for a cup of coffee" whom will most certainly turn out as just another Steven Seagal impersonator trying to punch all your precious windows and stuff made of glass, to indulge themselves.
Imagine if the world was a reflection of a tale that was meant to be imperfect and the sea otters had to fight the king of hippos and you'd be in the middle of all this so confused that it made the sun cry. That's what you'll get, I guarantee.
Be a pro like the rest of us and get ready to wait for an invitation. Immensive energy lies within the shamanic ghostlings of the party place.
So what's Rocca like..?
http://koti.mbnet.fi/dyn/siispaskaa/Untitled.jpg
Born at the mighty Colosseum of Rome, "Junnu" possesses one of the finest tastes in music. He first took advantage of his insane skillz at the age of 16 when he participated in a competition called "BBC's talent searcHERS" and won the whole thing. Then, after playing with artists like Michael Bolton and Neon 2, he took his first baby steps towards being what he is today: a damn fine disc jockey. And look at him now. Full of potential like the first episodes of He-man, the master of the Universe. A legend, no doubt. With his first words being "diikjei.. Bobo" he truly astonished and shocked most parts of the Eastern Asia and most of Europe too. He truly is a man of great power.
He's a blasting mastermind behind his decks of magic. The follower of Judas. The architect in the Matrix. A virus that spreads quickly in your skeletal system. A great war hero. The scent of a blooming flower. A kid in the candy shop. A whale that screams out subsonic frequencies to all non-mammals of the ocean. A kangaroo that embraces its child in a pouch. The first steps of a tiny penguin at Alaska. A child giving birth to her mother. The taste of his first candy. The fear behind biochemical/technical warfare. Emotions. Fresh apples. That's the Rocca we know.
But when the day comes.. he's even more. He's got the deduction skills of a mystical and daring ancient Cleopatra in Beijing. He's the soul of a man. He's the atom bomb that's about to hit the clouds. Now that we got that said, it's time to move on.
Being "in the skene" makes it possible for Rocca to play all kinds of music: from regular disco music (very popular in the 90's) to bands like Prince and Burzum which represent some of the hottest stuff man has ever created. Junnu has been a massive influence to artists like Shinguiash, From Bedegor to Sarbifret, Massive sheiks in the chisma etc.. Famous around the world -status guarantees you satisfaction only a capybara could feel in his early childhood. Nowadays capybaras mostly live in the warm forests of Malaysia and breed with other species producing new intelligent life forms. They're spectacular in their own way, just like the dj we're constantly talking about.
Rocca is an eccentric dj that loves and hates all of his listeners, because he's just so great. The music he plays will rape your depression and kiss your sweet, gentle little lips AT THE SAME TIME.
Rocca will be the penetrator of your limbs and the metaphysical chainsaw behind your fake mask of lies. He will fulfill the pleasures and swap your sins with a deep, caring space time love. All your fucking pores will start bleeding like the motherfucking one and only Niagara when the electricity starts pumping from the nuclear power plant to Rocca's fantastic loudspeakers FROM HELL.
A masterpiece of a man. A man who has suffered a fatal accident and a tragic childhood of drama. Now being the passionate musician he is, he allows us all to form a spiritual bond between everyday real life and for example WoW. Yes, he's a friend of mine. Yes, he is the rererererewwwinder of the fluffy records we all need to hear. Yes, he's here.
Most of us remember him from such classics as "Takin' it your backdoors at" and "Rabies, the concentrator the Polymonial." But that's just scratching the surface of the holocaust. Get ready.. to see him perform a live show only a manatee couldn't understand when being out of the sea in a rocket that would literally BOOM itself to space and finding new materials extremely beneficial for mankind but the poor manatee had so tiny arms that he couldn't lift all the goods to the space vessel so he decides to die in shame cause he loves everyone and is so honorable like the captain of a submarine that he absolutely just couldn't return to planet Earth in time because of the sea of tears.
To some ignorant bastard children his music might sound like shit, but to some.. orgasms will start pulsating endlessly like A MOTHERFUCKING TSUNAMI in NAIROBI killing ten decent sailors when the music starts playing. Apparently, you can't stand that.
Sadly, God made me the man responsible for the invitations to this magnificent event and I'm happily unaware of all of you nice people out there reading about this totally great party, so I'm a baboon. But with the support of Rocca I will use this Internet right here to gather good people together. Epic tales of astonishment will be made. Regular guys and girls will be turned into smileys with pointy little hands and legs waving to all directions and a giant sea monster shall be emerged when the blue crystal meets the old stones of Ra'Hib in the sea of candles and seagulls.
Invitations incoming! 123123
Event produced by: Miikiah, Bamse, Jöyzo and Joonas!
Now look, listen and observe.
The party will be so hardcore that the earths balance will go off-course and create a wormhole that creates a black hole which sucks us all up in the sea of everything.
The event takes place in a place where few have had the joy of wandering upon. I know. It's full of green fields of fun and a funny house is there too. Maybe some funny animals and toilets shall have fun too while the people have fun. It's fun all the way. Fun fun fun. You want to have some of that fun, don't you? I used to have fun.
The apartment has a lot of hi-tech equipment that are free to use if only you ask permission from the master himself. The master might not approve this kind of action. The master might not approve.. but you're surely
FEELING lonely, huh? Well in that case: YOU AREN'T! We shall caress your soft and limber body like a touch of an angel in the sky while possessing natural healing methods and skills only the humble Satan could normally dream of in his stunning presence in the depths of Hell in the year 2007 of space and time.
Rocca. Let's face it, we all love his music. We've all heard so much about him. He's a living miracle of his own kind. A savior for the common people. Messiah has arrived, not just a savior like in all of Mel Gibson's movies. I love you all, and the facts are overwhelming like a sixshooter made of human flesh. Torn apart and abused like a good child should be. Your soul is his.
It's an experience that'll blow your organs in the air, tricksters like no other. So amazing you have to feel it yourself. Random comments from last years participants:
"It was like Cheaters.. but oh so real.."
"I was so extatically drunk that I actually felt like living."
"The group puke was awesom-o."
"My groins were cuddling with my hands and then an alien form took over the space while my hands were still tapping the table above."
"I laughed and smiled so much that I couldn't stop hugging myself and everyone around me."
If you're not a total cannibal I know you are, feel free to scavenge the bodies that lie around the party area. We have multiple choices for necrophiliacs and all those weird minorities you like to welcome to your home "just for a cup of coffee" whom will most certainly turn out as just another Steven Seagal impersonator trying to punch all your precious windows and stuff made of glass, to indulge themselves.
Imagine if the world was a reflection of a tale that was meant to be imperfect and the sea otters had to fight the king of hippos and you'd be in the middle of all this so confused that it made the sun cry. That's what you'll get, I guarantee.
Be a pro like the rest of us and get ready to wait for an invitation. Immensive energy lies within the shamanic ghostlings of the party place.
So what's Rocca like..?
http://koti.mbnet.fi/dyn/siispaskaa/Untitled.jpg
Born at the mighty Colosseum of Rome, "Junnu" possesses one of the finest tastes in music. He first took advantage of his insane skillz at the age of 16 when he participated in a competition called "BBC's talent searcHERS" and won the whole thing. Then, after playing with artists like Michael Bolton and Neon 2, he took his first baby steps towards being what he is today: a damn fine disc jockey. And look at him now. Full of potential like the first episodes of He-man, the master of the Universe. A legend, no doubt. With his first words being "diikjei.. Bobo" he truly astonished and shocked most parts of the Eastern Asia and most of Europe too. He truly is a man of great power.
He's a blasting mastermind behind his decks of magic. The follower of Judas. The architect in the Matrix. A virus that spreads quickly in your skeletal system. A great war hero. The scent of a blooming flower. A kid in the candy shop. A whale that screams out subsonic frequencies to all non-mammals of the ocean. A kangaroo that embraces its child in a pouch. The first steps of a tiny penguin at Alaska. A child giving birth to her mother. The taste of his first candy. The fear behind biochemical/technical warfare. Emotions. Fresh apples. That's the Rocca we know.
But when the day comes.. he's even more. He's got the deduction skills of a mystical and daring ancient Cleopatra in Beijing. He's the soul of a man. He's the atom bomb that's about to hit the clouds. Now that we got that said, it's time to move on.
Being "in the skene" makes it possible for Rocca to play all kinds of music: from regular disco music (very popular in the 90's) to bands like Prince and Burzum which represent some of the hottest stuff man has ever created. Junnu has been a massive influence to artists like Shinguiash, From Bedegor to Sarbifret, Massive sheiks in the chisma etc.. Famous around the world -status guarantees you satisfaction only a capybara could feel in his early childhood. Nowadays capybaras mostly live in the warm forests of Malaysia and breed with other species producing new intelligent life forms. They're spectacular in their own way, just like the dj we're constantly talking about.
Rocca is an eccentric dj that loves and hates all of his listeners, because he's just so great. The music he plays will rape your depression and kiss your sweet, gentle little lips AT THE SAME TIME.
Rocca will be the penetrator of your limbs and the metaphysical chainsaw behind your fake mask of lies. He will fulfill the pleasures and swap your sins with a deep, caring space time love. All your fucking pores will start bleeding like the motherfucking one and only Niagara when the electricity starts pumping from the nuclear power plant to Rocca's fantastic loudspeakers FROM HELL.
A masterpiece of a man. A man who has suffered a fatal accident and a tragic childhood of drama. Now being the passionate musician he is, he allows us all to form a spiritual bond between everyday real life and for example WoW. Yes, he's a friend of mine. Yes, he is the rererererewwwinder of the fluffy records we all need to hear. Yes, he's here.
Most of us remember him from such classics as "Takin' it your backdoors at" and "Rabies, the concentrator the Polymonial." But that's just scratching the surface of the holocaust. Get ready.. to see him perform a live show only a manatee couldn't understand when being out of the sea in a rocket that would literally BOOM itself to space and finding new materials extremely beneficial for mankind but the poor manatee had so tiny arms that he couldn't lift all the goods to the space vessel so he decides to die in shame cause he loves everyone and is so honorable like the captain of a submarine that he absolutely just couldn't return to planet Earth in time because of the sea of tears.
To some ignorant bastard children his music might sound like shit, but to some.. orgasms will start pulsating endlessly like A MOTHERFUCKING TSUNAMI in NAIROBI killing ten decent sailors when the music starts playing. Apparently, you can't stand that.
Sadly, God made me the man responsible for the invitations to this magnificent event and I'm happily unaware of all of you nice people out there reading about this totally great party, so I'm a baboon. But with the support of Rocca I will use this Internet right here to gather good people together. Epic tales of astonishment will be made. Regular guys and girls will be turned into smileys with pointy little hands and legs waving to all directions and a giant sea monster shall be emerged when the blue crystal meets the old stones of Ra'Hib in the sea of candles and seagulls.
Invitations incoming! 123123
Event produced by: Miikiah, Bamse, Jöyzo and Joonas!
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