how is this guy president?

#1 • • 2003 ikj Guest

LAUGH or CRY ??

"Ariel Sharon of Israel is a Man of Peace" George W. Bush

"General Musharraf of Pakistan is a Democrat" George W. Bush

"The inhabitants of Greece are the Greecians" George W. Bush

"The French don't have a word for 'Entrepreneur'" George W. Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future." George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the
world." George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have
a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." George W.
Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls." George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children." George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." George W.
Bush

#2 • • 2003 Skunkmuffin Guest

Joo toi G.W.Bitch ei oo pelkästään tyhmä vaan myös tosi vaarallinen ei tarvi kun kattoo nykyisen DEA:n (Bushin nimittämä johtaja) toimintaa ni se on jo tosi lähellä natsi saksan toimintaa,siitä hyvänä esimerkkinä Ed Rosenthalin oikeudenkäynti joka oli täysin puolueellinen http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/2821.html
niin ja tietenkin se että G.W.Hitler on hyvin lähellä aloittaa WW3....öljyn takia....

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#3 • • 2003 trikSain

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/gw%20bush%20vs%20apes.jpg

Bush vs. the apes

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#4 • • 2003 Jussi Soro choon!

Skunkmuffin:

niin ja tietenkin se että G.W.Hitler on hyvin lähellä aloittaa WW3....öljyn takia....

Ah, Hitler-keissi saatiin jo threadin toisessa postauksessa käyttöön. Tämän topikin voi siis sulkea :)

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#5 • • 2003 Jone Archibald Haddock

I must note that there are actually two guys on this planet that make such remarkable statements, one being Bush and the other our very own Matti "Masa-hiiri" Nykänen. Am I the only one finding similarities in the stuff they say?

Maybe we such make Nykänen our president... or then again maybe not.

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#6 • • 2003 henkka

Jone:

Maybe we such make Nykänen our president... or then again maybe not.

*nauraa* Nykänen and Bush... Axis of stupidity.

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#7 • • 2003 jUSSi äkäinen vanhus

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/

When I read this site I'm starting to shiver... The fear for the world is creeping behind my shoulders...

#8 • • 2003 Skunkmuffin Guest

http://www.webdesignlab.co.uk/niksthings/masking.html*nauraa**nauraa**nauraa**nauraa*

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#9 • • 2003 Wintermute peacemaker

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House
dinner. One of the important guests walks over to
them and asks what they are talking about.

"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one
dentist", answers Bush.

The guest looks a bit confused. "One...dentist?",
he asks. "Why? Why would you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says: "What did
I tell you? Nobody's gonna ask about the Muslims."

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#10 • • 2003 Lachesis

Wintermute:

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House
dinner. One of the important guests walks over to
them and asks what they are talking about.

"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one
dentist", answers Bush.

The guest looks a bit confused. "One...dentist?",
he asks. "Why? Why would you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says: "What did
I tell you? Nobody's gonna ask about the Muslims."

HAHAHA!! This one is just great!

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#11 • • 2003 FreeFall music addict

Lachesis:

Wintermute:George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House
dinner. One of the important guests walks over to
them and asks what they are talking about.

"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one
dentist", answers Bush.

The guest looks a bit confused. "One...dentist?",
he asks. "Why? Why would you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says: "What did
I tell you? Nobody's gonna ask about the Muslims."

HAHAHA!! This one is just great!

Exelent, exelent, haha, hehe, exelent!!!

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#12 • • 2003 Avernian Kerettiläinen

Getting support from Big Business : years of work
Covering up past alcoholism and drug addiction : a few million
Presidential campaign : tens of millions
Finding out the good-old-boy system can still get you elected in the South : Priceless!

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#13 • • 2003 Dee ass-shaking sista

hey.... that G. Bush-text was my joke IDI!

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#14 • • 2003 Riku The Little Prince

kuilu:

How do you end a discussion just by mentioning the name Hitler?

On Platinum you say that it is not allowed to mention the word 'Hitler', give no explanation why, close the thread and ban everyone. I don't know how it works here though..

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#15 • • 2003 HzO 9mm burana auttaa

hah 4 d dokumentissa näytettiin Tupla VEEN pari mokaa, kyllä nauratti. Just sellaisia jack ass mokia kuten puhua rivoja ku mikrofoni on vielä päällä jne."EN ole koskaan juonut sitten 86" ja 92 W morkkas kännipäissään että ne jotka ei juo on tylsiä ihmisiä kaverinsa polttarivideossa. No ei mennyt sen paremmin venäjälläkään jossa jeltsin oli kännissä koko ajan. Mutta venäjällä se onkin täysin "yleistä"

*joo varmaan venäjälläkin on joku selvinpäin*

Sorry my english is very...

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#16 • • 2003 jUSSi äkäinen vanhus

pHaze:

kuilu:How do you end a discussion just by mentioning the name Hitler?

On Platinum you say that it is not allowed to mention the word 'Hitler', give no explanation why, close the thread and ban everyone. I don't know how it works here though..

[muokattu 5.3.2003 01:01]

no hö, älkääs nyt huutako leipää. Tässä teille hitler-kortti

http://www.cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/nyysit/3.4.html#godwin

http://www.science.uva.nl/~mes/jargon/g/godwinslaw.html

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#17 • • 2003 PåssU Guest

-relaahymiösä-

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#18 • • 2003 jUSSi äkäinen vanhus

eiköhän tuolla "Godwinin-lailla" tarkoiteta sitä, että jos keskustelu esimerkiksi kanaloiden oikeasta sijoittamisesta kääntyy hitleriin niin on korkea aika joko oikaista keskustelu raiteilleen tai todeta että ei tätä kannata enää jauhaa. Keskustelut kannattaa suhteellisen rajata tarkalle alueelle, niin sitä pystyy vielä seuraamaan.

*pusu*

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#19 • • 2003 jUSSi äkäinen vanhus

chinchu:

how did this discussion change from "in english" to "in finnish"?

we are just so f*cking good

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#20 • • 2003 arikoo Virallinen hörhö

Bush...
Hitler and Stalin...

OK

Bush-Stalin-Hitler
Each wanted war
Each is IMO mentally handicapped

I can see in my mind Bush jelling in front of troops:" We must destroy those arabs"

Bush might find it usefull to find out how Stalin and Hitler annihilated population. Bush might want to build his own Kolyma or Gross-Rosen. After all he allready has some prison camps where are "terrorist" kept.