Mum told me that John Shaft is my daddy

By Matt Dahl

Dance Music has lost it's way and is rapidly disappearing up it's own arse.

Hard dance has lost it's bounce
Trance has lost it's heart
Prog has become so self absorbed that's it has finally collapsed in on itself
House has lost it's soul (and trust me, Jack isn't happy)
And mainstream is the bitch of a group of judges on ITV

But most of all, Music, in general, has lost it's FUNK.

So may I present the first in possibly the only ever trilogy of one (depends if i get round to doing two more) devoted to bringing back the funk to modern music and making the musical world a better place

P.s. - anyone reading this who suffers from a serious case of "lack of sense of humour" syndrome, need not apply

Tracklist

The Spirit Of '75 - Fort Knox Five
The Big Score - Fort Knox Five
Are You Talking To Me - Torpedo Boyz
Ain't It Funky feat. Ashley Slater - A Skillz & Krafty Kuts
Hack #1 - Think Tank (Acapella)
Radio Free DC - Afrika Bambaataa & King Kamonz
One Of These Days - Kraak & Smaak
Your ride - Huggy Bear (Acapella)
Dodge City Rockers - All Good Funk Alliance Mix
My Neighborhood - Huggy Bear (Acapella)
Learning It the Hardway - Fort Knox Five
Blowing Up The Barrio - Fort Knox Five
Party's over - John Shaft (acapella)

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