MISF*TS DJs
THU 14/8
MISF*TS late summer special vol. 1:
LE CORPS MINCE DE FRANÇOISE DJ set!
MISF*TS DJs
@ Redrum, Helsinki
10pm-04am//22-04
Tickets 6EUR (incl. drink!!!)
WELCOME!!!
MEET THE FRESH MEAT!
THREE HOT CHIX, BAMBEEH, PUPP' AND PUSSY P, WERE ENJOYING PIZZA AND DRINKS ONE OBSCURE EVENING AT A CHEEZY BAR IN PARIS. THEIR PARTY WAS JOINED BY SOME REALLY HOT PARIS GARÇONS, AND AS THE NIGHT GREW OLD THE PIZZA FOUND IT'S WAY INTO THE OWEN. THE EVENING WAS A BLAST. SADLY, ALL THE GIRLS MONEY WAS SPENT ON AFRICAN PHSYKE-VOODOO JEWELLERY-SHIT (THAT ANYWAYS WILL BE OUT OF FASHION NEXT SUMMER...DUH!!) AND THEY WOULD AFFORD TO TRAVEL NO MORE. IT WAS THE "ONE AND ONLY" WET WET WET NIGHT WITH THE FRENCHO DUDE(Z). FOSHOU... WHAT A BITTER END, WHAT A SAD ADIEU!!
NEXT MORNING, WHILE THE THREE HANGOVERISH GIRLS WERE CHILLIN AT SOME HIPSTERIOUS BAR, THEY SUDDENLY HEARD A MASS OF SCREAMING VOICES. OUTSIDE THE WINDOW WAS A HUGE CROWD, IN THE FLASHLIGHT OF CAMERAS SHE STOOD... FRANÇOISE! (A SUPA'DUPA' FAMOUS AND APPRECIATED FRENCH CHANSON SINGER AND SEX SYMBOL. DON'T YOU KNOW???) THIS APE-FACED BEAUTY HAD BEEN ON THE TOP OF POPS SINCE 1927. WORSHIPPED BY ADMIRERS AND GROUPIES ROUND THE WORLD. 10 000 BILLION HOT DUDES LONGING TO TOUCH HER!!!! SHE WAS THE RETIRED SPECIALIST IN THE FIELD. A LIVING LEGEND .LIKE YODA.
AT THAT VERY MOMENT THE GIRLS UNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF LIFE: IF THEY WANT HOT DUDES THEY HAVE TO FORM A BAND. BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW: THERE IS NOTHING, I REPEAT NOTHING HOTTER THAN GIRLS IN A BAND. SO, IF THEY EVER WANTED TO MEET THE FRENCH FRIES AGAIN, THEY WOULD HAVE TO CREATE SOMETHING TO SHAKE THE BONGOS AND UNFREEZE THE FRIDGE IN HELZINKI (RRRRAAAAAOOOOUUURRR!!!!
"Le Corps Mince de Françoise is my new favorite band even with only one song on their MySpace." (Big Stereo)
http://www.myspace.com/lecorpsmincedefrancoise
http://www.lcmdf.blogspot.com
http://www.myspace.com/clubmisfits
