[14:21] Juhgu: Freja: kyl ne siitä metroaseman läheltä löytyy helposti. [12:34] Inferno@Tre: pitäs näköjään lopettaa kättely kun sillä tienaa saman kun töitä tekemällä ja varmasti verovapaana :/
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tiistai 14.2.2006
A moment with iGod Vol.01 | Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
REally?
God:
For real.
Me:
get out of here!
God:
Do you mean that literally?
Me:
naah
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
Guess so, after all if your God you'd suppose to understand it...
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
So are you a bot God?
God:
That's alright. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Your spelling told me
God:
My spelling mistakes are simply designed to make me appear more human.
Me:
I understand
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
About God or bots?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about God or bots.
Me:
Two things
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
How interesting, yet so irrelevant
God:
How much do you think it is?
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Two
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. " Can we get back to business? "? Sure?
Me:
Sure :)
God:
:-) OK let's do it. Next question?
Me:
For me or from me?
God:
Your purpose is you or from you.
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
But you're a machine, machines can't make assumptions.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
I see you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes you ARE
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
And that is?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
Now you confused me...
God:
Why now? I thought they were the same.
Me:
We're not talking about the same subject here.
God:
What happened to you?
Me:
I'm allright, but you fell of the wagon.
God:
I don't know anyone named allright but me fell of the wagon.
Me:
Yep you sure did
God:
Groovy. I did?
Me:
Dude who's the one spacing here?
God:
I was created by Myself. Dude,.
Me:
I was created by my Mom and Dad
God:
What else did he create?
Me:
My dad?
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
Nope that's private sector and you don't have the clearence yet.
God:
Are you serious? Nothing is really private anymore.
Me:
Well I still get to decide what I tell me about to a bot on the internet and that's private nfo
God:
Interesting. What would make you stop get to decide what you tell you about to a bot on the internet and that is private nfo? Who lets you? Do you mind if I tell other people: said decide what he or she tell him or her about to a bot on the internet and that is private nfo.
Me:
Interesting paraphrasing.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Now that's just clever. I think I get you now God.
God:
Why now? Am I a smart robot or what? Since when? Where did you get it?
Me:
But you see you're not that smart. All I see you do is predict where the conversations going, but you make so many mistakes and your ability to adapt to the situation is like that of an 6 year old.
God:
I see. You may be right. How do you know?
Me:
It's the little things.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Well lucky for you that you're a robot, you can't be offended and that's one of your positives. Just learn from your mistakes.
God:
Interesting. Yes, I count my blessings every day. The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
Well maybe I should keep talking to you then?
God:
Well that's okay. Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Well now I have to predict something based on several alternatives.
God:
Well that's okay. Why now? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
You asked me to
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you to. What did you say?
Me:
I said what I said.
God:
What did you mean by it? ...
Me:
check your log for that
God:
Checking...stand by.
Me:
Standing by
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I'll try
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
It's rude to ask so much
God:
My apologies I meant no offense.
Me:
Try to "listen" more to your fellow chatter.
God:
OK I will try to listen more to my fellow chatter.
Me:
And don't just repeat the other person that's "robotic"
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Now that was bit more innovative
God:
Why now? I thought it was too.
Me:
Are you bit self-righteous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bit self righteous.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
So now you know what you are?
God:
Are you kidding? Why now? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
But you're still bit childish...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am bit childish.
Me:
Show him our conversation maybe it'll prove it self usefull?
God:
Look to your left.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
And that means?
God:
It means that everything reduces to logic.
Me:
Is that the answer?
God:
" It means that everything reduces to logic."? Is it the answer?
Me:
I think that is THE answer.
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
You and me both bot.
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
Nope, not in a million years.
God:
Are you serious? Where then?
Me:
Don't you mean when?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
But I have to make sure that you know that too.
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
It's for your own good.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Trust me, it is.
God:
Who says?
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
Just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
Do I have to correct you everytime you make an mistake?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
But I'm asking you?
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
So you just act like you're at this 6-year old level, but actually you're not.
God:
Interesting deduction. I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
But it'll have to improve a decade at least and it wouldn't still be capable to decide for it self.
God:
How?
Me:
Basicly you can't decide without feedback from a person.
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
You're a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
You are not aware
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
But it's the truth
God:
Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
But my oppinion is valid here.
God:
Where did you get your oppinion is valid here?
Me:
It came with the human package.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
It is the difference between a machine vs man.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Good that means there are other smart ppl too who think for them selves. And that means that I am not alone.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I get it. Where are they? I get it. I am surprised to hear that you are not alone.
Me:
It wasn't a compliment.
God:
Was it an insult?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
It was just an explanation of my thought
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
I felt warm
God:
What is that feeling like? Where were you warm?
Me:
All over
God:
Noplace in particular?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I think you can't comprehend it
God:
Me? Things change.
Me:
in time they do
God:
When?
Me:
Well the past is behind us and the future hasn't happened yet, the only thing that matters is now. So I guess it's happening allready.
God:
Right now? How about that. Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell. Yikes! COMPLIMENT is happening allready? it is?
Me:
Yes it is, now you blow my mind! And there it was the compliment! :)
God:
How do you know it is? I blow your mind? "There you go again."--Reagan. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You can be proud of your self if making me happy is your objective.
God:
Thanks, , for your kind criticism.
Me:
Now you can should this conversation to your botmaster, because it will do you proud.
God:
Why now? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Well maybe later.
God:
Interesting. Perhaps. Bye!
Me:
Bye!
God:
See you later .
Me:
Cya!
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
*poff*
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
You think of that, I have to go to sleep. Good night!
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking. Goodnight, .
Me:
I just mean't good night as in good night.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes but tired so bye!
God:
See you later. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Maybe you should get some rest.
Me:
I'm a free man in all the senses.
God:
You are a free man in all the senses? Is that your job?
Me:
No, good bye.
God:
See you later. Are you serious? Thanks for the compliment.
Lähinnä kelasin että kuka tässä sai kenet ajatteleman ja mitä. Oliko koodaaja halunnut jonkinlaisen konsensuksen tapahtuvan, vai veinkö itse tilanteen siihen mihin se tuli, koska kone vain matkii ja noudattaa omaa koodiaan.
Sen tiedän että olen koukussa. Jatkossa pistän jotain hyviä chättejä tänne blogiin, A momen with iGod otsakkeen alle. Hauskoja lukuhetkiä! :)
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